Men, stop making mistakes, here a few of the top 40 we make in bed

isitdank:

17) TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF FIRST.
A man in socks and underpants is at his worst.  Lose the socks first.

27) TAKING ETIQUETTE ADVICE FROM PORN MOVIES.
In X-rated movies, women seem to love it when men ejaculate over
them.
In real life, it just means more laundry to do.

29) ATTEMPTING ANAL SEX AND PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
This is how men earn a reputation for not being able to follow
directions.
If you want to put it there, ask her first. And don’t think that being
drunk
is an excuse.

Here’s the whole lis

read this, and read this good dan.

Found via isitdank. Posted Monday, August 24th, at 1:25 AM (∞).

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